cleverlytitled:

what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that

everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment

they ruin it

because they’re assholes

(Source: man-hawk)


asgardian-impala:

THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK

(Source: ruinedchildhood)


(Source: kul5ara)


(Source: africant)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)


(Source: matequest)

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess)


(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*


dutchster:

don’t forget these

(Source: wololo-wololo-blog)


(Source: leamicheles)

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